SNEAKY PETE AND THE FRANCO DREAM
Electrically grandiloquent and deservingly so; Peter Franco Sneakers throws one hell of a party! Monday night, in a sea of balloons and bubbles, Cats with patent pumps and their license to get trill, danced 8000% at The Social to kick off Willis Ansong’s new line of summer gear! 
The adrenal gland of a dexterous ninja burst with Redbull and sweet juice; unequivocally free flowing and robust energy, everywhere. When the lights went out, Real Talk had the walls quivering, and the room became inundated with an eclectic and giggly mass of draft beer drinking, vintage handbag carrying damselistas, and a blushingly balanced group of batman-esque rude boys in tank tops and blonde fades. Will Smith meets Zack Morris for tea at Blossom’s…
…While Conor Cutz challenged the tumblers with some Gregg Gillis inspired sweet potato mash, a mix of Black Pony BMXers and Abercrombie Models hit the floor with Jorgie Porgie, and the late-eighties-born, yet to be rated children of the music swung their punk chains through the crowd with love and guzzled their Cape Cod’s like it was a summer job. Order was restored.
Golden Gloves sealed the grind as all the popstars dissolved into pedestrians and Queen Street salivated through the Poutini window next door. Everyone left wanting more, and wishing that some how, some way, it was THIS FRIDAY, June 5th and the cerebral deliciousness of piping gravy, cheese, and golden crispiness would be served up again, Pierre Francois steeze et al. Good start to a great season, fellows. Seeeeeeeeeen!
Keep it Riel, XOXO Laser
About the Author
Kay
Kay Laser or Kay Vandertramp as she sometimes goes by, uses a lot of big words and loves live, REAL, music. She submitted her own bio but we couldn't decipher it. What we can say is that she's very poetic and has an alternative voice. We can also tell you she's mad cool, we're glad to have her on the team and her interview with A-Trak hit it out of the park. - Kate Snack