I’m A Barsexual.

Come onnnnn we’ve all been there! You’re looking good, your BFF is looking good, or that strange girl in the corner is looking good. One tequila shot, two tequila, three tequila shot. Next thing you know the bar takes over all control . And you wake up laying next to the toilet with chunks on your face. After chipping off you face, you engage in the ultimate morning after the bar ritual. Check that facebook bitches!  Ooops, You scan through the photos and there you are making out with a lady.

GOING FOR IT!

Now you’re going through a crisis. Am I a lesbian? Am I bi-sexual? Do I now have to sign up for Gender Studies in school? No, no, no ladies you are just Bar-sexual.

Bar-sexual: adjective from Pink Mafia‘s dictionary meaning; one who makes out with someone of the same sex not because they are gay but because the bar made them do it.

I remember when SKANK HOES used to make out with other SKANK HOES to give guys boners in the club. Now ladies have taken charge and are mackin up on other girls just to get their own one night boners.

CLOSER!

Naked Eye Magazine is where we first heard the term Bar-Sexual being coined. It’s appropriate and so true. It’s nothing to be ashamed of or to blush about. Us ladies have soft lips, indulge yourselves.

AHHH THE MONEY SHOT.