My City: Evan Seventeen

Evan Seventeen was once exactly that when he met Anna Von on Friendster. He later started making Teeshirts under that name and then even later started promoting as Evan Seventeen. Suffice it to say, the name sucks. He used to live in Sudbury and hated life. Then he moved to Ottawa and discovered drugs (oh yeah, he used to be straight edge, too) and partying. He’s the guy who built our blog, Knee Socks Beat Cleavage, and even though he’s far too talented for a shit  job, he is endlessly working at call centres anyway. A few years ago, he grew a mustache which made him look at least 18.

His turn ons are: weed, anything that looks rich (like white cats) and Paris Hilton. His turnoff’s include: obesity, poverty and baggy jeans. Here’s his guide to Ottawa.

Name: Evan Pizzolato aka Evan Seventeen
Occupation: Student

Biggest turn on: Blues eyes, Blond Hair
Biggest turn off: Too cool
City: Ottawa
How long have you lived there? 5 years
Why do you call it home? My crew, my hood

Best spot…if you’re ballin:
For a meal: Oz Cafe

6-361 Elgin Street (Corner of Frank Street)

Tel: (613)-234-0907

To shop: Norml

184 Rideau Street
Ottawa ON K1N 5X6
Tel: 613-562-2043
For a date: Oh So Good

25 York St
Tel: (613) 241-8028

Best spot…if you’re broke:
For a meal: Goonies
To shop: Aunt Olives

209 Gilmour St

Tel: (613) 565-0564?
For a date: the park

Best spot for a hangover breakfast: Bramasoles

428 Bank Street
Tel: (613) 234-0502
Best live venue: Babylon

317 Bank Street

Tel: (613)-594-0003
Best late night joint: The Heroin Oak (Royal Oak)
Best kept secret: ??????
Best spot to dance your ass off? Zaphods

27 York St
Tel: (613) 562-1010

Tourist Trap to avoid? Parliament Hill

1 Wellington St, Ottawa
Tel: (613) 992-4793
You’d have to live here to know? About biking along the canal
What NOT to miss? Movies in The Park!