Spring Break: Young Hearts, Run Free

In celebration of Spring Break we’d like to bring you an actual, one-way conversation from someone enjoying their spring break. Ah young love.

10:33PM: This bar f**kin blows.

11:46PM: Get here nooow. This is torture

11:55PM: !!!

2:52AM: Goin home with Him

2:52AM: Told him no banging

2:52AM: He is completely straight edge

2:52AM: Never been drunk.

2:53AM: And owns a condo

2:53AM: And wants to be a cop.

2:53AM: He he.

2:54AM: And he takes cooking classes.

3:35AM: He’s a f**king dick.

3:35AM: Hate him.

3:44AM: I think I’m moving to vaginas

3:44AM: Like

3:44AM: Jesus

3:44AM: F***ing

3:44AM: Christ

3:46AM: He’s a dog.

4:01AM: F**k.

4:01AM: I just lost my passport.

Long Live Spring Break!!!