20 Questions With Dan Coop (Does It Offend You Yeah?)
Does It Offend You Yeah? plays with Kele on the 3rd at Mod Club. Meet Dan Coop, keyboardist extraordinaire and soak up some of his Kaiser Chief hating self. He likes Madonna, Amsterdam and masturbating in public. Oh, and he’s British. Need we say more?
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1. What is your dream of happiness?
Man United 6 Liverpool 0 Champions league Final
2. Blonde or Brunette?
Blonde
3. What is the quality you like most in a man?
Good shoes. Gives up a knob head in 5 seconds flat
4. What do you fear most?
Kaiser Chiefs Fans
5. 808s or 909s?
808 low sweep
6. What’s your biggest regret?
Not fuckin kicking shit out of the Crackhead twat that pulled his knife on me in Hoxton Square last week. Fight me like a man and see how far you get motherfucker!!!!
7. What’s your fav bar or club in the world?
Paradiso club Amsterdam.
8. What’s the one thing you can’t live without?
Walkers Cheese and Onion Crisps
9. What are the 3 musicians dead or alive you’d like to see perform?
10. What is your favorite decade in music?
70s
11. If you had to choose, would you rather go blind or deaf and why?
DEAF!! I’d be spared from the fuckin Kaiser Chiefs!!
12. How old is too old?
39
13. Where do you see yourself in 15 years?
In Ibiza dealing Pills
14. Who’s your hero?
George Best
15. What’s your favourite colour?
Blue
16. What song could you live without ever hearing again?
Here There and Everywhere. Beatles.
17. Metallica or Madonna?
Madonna. Those saggy tits do it for me everytime
18. What’s your most hated vice?
Smoking. Disgusting habit, apart from public masturbation which I don’t practice that often anymore.
19. Who is the most tragic figures in history?
Sid and Nancy. Bought it hooked line and sinker… It’s bollocks….Sid forgot to Never mind the Bollocks!!
20. What are the top three live shows you’ve seen in your life?
Engineers Bush Hall London 2009
Tripwires London islington academy 2010
Prodigy Reading 1996
About the Author
mica
Mica is a stylista who likes to have her way with words. She's a Pink Mafia old timer and will bust your balls for wearing sweatpants in public. She likes watching the footy and updating instagram daily. She hates people who stand on the wrong side of the escalator and the "coffee" they serve at Timmy Ho's. If you see her at the bar, get her a vodka soda - two limes. Check out her personal blog at micalej.blogspot.com. Follow her on Twitter @micalj