the Blonde Poncho: Jay-Z + Models

Is there honestly anything I like more than Jay-Z and models? FOR-SURE A RHETORICAL QUESTION. If you open up The Blonde Poncho’s bible you’ll find blonde hair clippings and pictures of Jigga. My love for Jay-Z is so unconditional that he can do no wrong. He marries Beyonce, even though I want to be his wife. That’s fine. He becomes best friends with token white guy, Chris Martin, even though I’m dying to be his friend. I let it slide. (PS WORLD THERE ARE SO MANY COOLER WHITE PEOPLE THAN CHRIS MARTIN) He’s in the works of opening up a chicken wing restaurant, even though I’m a vegetarian. It doesn’t matter. He is my Biggie. He is my Tupac.

HE IS JAY-Z.

Anyways, now that you know how I really feel.. I’ll tell you I also love models. I don’t even know if I need to explain this one? What fashion obsessed blonde girl doesn’t love Jessica Stam?

So when I heard the news that Jay-Z was about to employ model Harley Viera-Newton I was intrigued. Two worlds colliding. I didn’t care what the position was for a secretary/water cooler supplier/sneaker cleaner..it didn’t matter. Knowing Jay, this would be an interesting collabo no matter what. And then I found out that he signed her on to Roc Nation as an artist. WOAH. SO STOKED.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?

Currently Harley is a part-time model and part-time in house DJ for Dior Beauty. And it doesn’t hurt that she’s also the Beauty Ambassador for them. Her life sounds full time fantastic. And now she’s about to join the Roc Nation famillia. This girl has got it MADE.