The Blonde Poncho: Mos Def calls out Beibs on Twitter

So I was browsing Twitter the other day I came across this:

“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but

its in his ass and belongs to Usher.”

So I know you’re all dying to know who said that…….

MOS DEF.

Now I am assuming this is Mos Def’s actual Twitter account although it is not “verified.” But the account does have more than 80 000 followers…..so lets just assume that yes in fact this is Mos Def’s official twitter account. So lets dive in!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Mos Def. What the heck is going on!!! haha I read it. I laughed. I cried. I showed the Justin Bieber fan sitting next to me in class. They cried. I hugged them. All comes full circle.

Now what is J Biebs reaction going to be when he reads this? Did anyone retweet this comment at him?? They sure should. I mean he’s 17 years old now (his birthday was last week), he must know what gay people are, what interracial sex is and what dicks are right?? So Def’s comment can’t be THAT shocking…

Although, I’m sure Usher is pissed. Biebs is his baby.

Will there be a show down between URSHER and Mos Def?

I always  thought Mos Def was a lot more chill than his twitter account is making him out to be. He takes time to not only diss Biebs and Usher but also Ciara, Rhianna and Perez. Now all of these people are dissable but I just wanna know what’s wrong Defy?? Why are you getting all public and angry? Do you need a huggy ? I just don’t know what to make of this. For me it’s just pure humor. I’m happy he said it as the world was becoming too gentle with the Biebs. Gotta introduce him to the life of a 17 year old.

Now really the one and only dying question that remains is..
If Usher’s dick is in Justin Bieber’s bum, and Justin Bieber’s dick is in Selena Gomezs’s bum…. are her parents upset about this threesome?