THE BLONDE PONCHO: Karl is gangsta as f**k

I have an obsession with Karl Lagerfeld. To me he’s the epitome of greatness and he’s gangster as f**k.

I treat his book,  The Karl Lagerfeld Diet, as my bible and I try to follow his anecdotes religiously. If you’ve heard anything about him beyond his fashion god status, it was probably whispers about his diet. The only thing Karl allows his precious body to consume is Diet Coca-Cola and crackers. Like the man says,

“I drink diet coke and nothing else, night and day.”

How inspirational is he? He makes me want to hook up a Diet Coke IV so I can be skinny, rich and fashionable. It’s only fitting with that kind of product plug that Lagerfeld is taking his relationship with Diet Coke to the next level. They’re officially going steady.

Lagerfeld is launching a campaign for the diet soda. His analogy is that no girl is the same, so the Diet Coke bottle should cater to that. He focuses on three different girls with three specific bottles for their personalities. So precious. I wish he were running for Prime Minister of my world.

Not to mention one of the ladies is Coco Rocha. Hello Canada.