HONORABLE MENTION:

Travis shoots his dog, Yeller, out of mercy in Old Yeller.

Probably the old faithful “go to” for sad movie moments, this couldn’t be left off the list. I don’t know how many of you have seen Old Yeller because it IS pretty old, but it’s a really good movie, and horribly sad. The timing for this… err… untimely scene is so insanely perfect and dragged out that you can’t help but bawl.

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5) Shadow tells Chance to go on without him in Homeward Bound

This was a monumental film moment in my childhood and I think most other people’s, as well.

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Also, when Sassy almost dies.]

Being the cat lady I am, if she actually died after falling into the river, this would have probably been in the top spot on this list, but fortunately, since she survived long enough for them to make a sequel to this movie (yea, yea they did) this can just live as a really sad moment and one that still lingers in my subconscious when I’m near vast and expansive bodies of turbulent water.

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4) Babe, in general

This whole movie is sad as fuck whether it be the death of Babe’s momma at the beginning of the movie to Ma’s death somewhere in the middle of the film to how cruelly Babe is treated by the other animal’s throughout the film. It’s so horribly depressing (almost as depressing as the fact that this movie has a sequel) and I still can’t eat pork because of this movie (also because of this video).

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3) Disney, in general

Yes, Disney is a clusterfuck of sadness. They like to kill parents, pit best friends against eachother, and they’re just generally a pretty sadistic bunch of folks over there in California. Here are a bunch of different depressing clips from their repertoire of blinding sadness:

Bambi’s mom gets shot.

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Little Foot’s mom dies. (I apologize for not being able to find a proper clip of the whole showdown with Sharptooth, but there are a bunch of mash-ups on YouTube with dumb songs playing in the background).

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The Fox & the Hound

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Mustafa dies in The Lion King

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2) Montage at the beginning of Up

I think this clip is sadder for the grown ups who watched Up far more than it is for the kid’s who don’t know what it’s like to not achieve their dreams, yet. I don’t know if their are words than can properly convey how sad this is, and it’s even worse because it’s people, not anthropomorphic animals, in this clip, so we can all relate to what happens to them. Poor Carl.

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1) Artax dies in The Neverending Story

And here it is. The saddest movie moment of all time. I don’t care what anyone says, this single movie moment destroyed me, emotionally, for life, and because EVERYONE has seen The Neverending Story, I can bet that I’m not the only one who feels that the government should provide me with free therapy for life thanks to this scene. I can’t even watch the YouTube clip without tearing up. Aw geeze.

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The Good:

The movie wasn’t absolutely shit, and there were a few laughs, but mostly, I just didn’t feel it. I’m a huge fan of English comedy, Simon Pegg/Nick Frost AND Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz, but there was a definite lack of Edgar Wright up in this bitch, and we here at Pink Mafia feel that he was the glue that held Pegg and Frost’s other work together.

The Bad:

Throughout the movie, but especially at the beginning in the Comic Con scenes and when Graeme and Clive are giddily discussing their road trip across America, I found them completely unbelievable in their roles. I’m not trying to take away from either of them as actors, because both are fantastic, but their style and comedic sense just didn’t fit these characters well at all. Perhaps if Edgar had been directing the film, things would have been different (sorry, Greg Mottola), but his absence made for a pretty shabby piece of film. It should also be said that, because Mottola directed such films Superbad and Adventureland (as well as a few episodes of Arrested Development, which we LOVE), he has a COMPLETELY different sense of “funny,” and by different, I mean American. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost need to stick to what they do best – awesome English satire. Oh, and they also need to get Kristen Wiig the HELL out of anything they do in the future because, frankly, that woman is annoying as hell.

Definitely worth seeing, but don’t expect another Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz.

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PAUL is out in theatres everywhere today, March 18th.

This year is no different with a few good movies, actors and directors having been nominated, and some not so good ones, too. The following are the nominees for the top categories (because I think that we’ll probably bore if we cover ALL of them) and who we think should win, who should have been nominated, and who shouldn’t have.

Best Director

Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan

David O. Russell for The Fighter

Tom Hooper for The King’s Speech

David Fincher for The Social Network

Joel and Ethan Coen for True Grit

I’m sorry, but did I miss something? Where the hell is Christopher Nolan on this list. The man directed one of the most mind blowing movies of the year (Inception) and he just got rejected for what? To make room for David Fincher? Urgh! The Social Network was THE most over-rated movie of the year and I’m just really tired of seeing him on every single list, and knowing he’s going to win just makes it that much worse. Out of the nominees (since my Noley-poo got discarded like a used tampon) we here believe that Tom Hooper should win for The King’s Speech, mostly because it was the best movie on the list.

Best Supporting Actor

Christian Bale for The Fighter

John Hawkes for Winter’s Bone

Jeremy Renner for The Town

Mark Ruffalo for The Kids Are All Right

Geoffrey Rush for The King’s Speech

Two words: Geoffrey Rush. John Hawkes was absolutely amazing as Teardrop in Winter’s Bone, but Geoffrey, who is always nothing less than perfection, is definitely deserving of this award. It therefore amazes me that he’s barely won anything for his portrayal of Lionel Logue, the speech therapist who treated King George VI’s stutter. Christian Bale will totally end up winning as he’s won everything up to this point, but there are definitely better actors deserving of the award.

Best Supporting Actress:

Amy Adams in The Fighter

Helena Bonham Carter in The King’s Speech

Melissa Leo in The Fighter

Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit

Jacki Weaver in Animal Kingdom

Helena. Helena. Helena. Helena should win. For some strange and bizarre reason that I can’t understand, Melissa Leo has been taking home a good chunk of the awards in this category, including her win at the Golden Globes a month back. The Fighter was a pretty big dick butt of a movie and it’s one of several movies getting nominated for everything for reasons I can’t comprehend. Helena’s role in The King’s Speech was filmed on weekends away from the Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows set and she was amazing. The roles of Bellatrix and Elizabeth couldn’t be more different. Re-cap. Melissa Leo will win, but Helena Bonham Carter should.

Best Actor:

Javier Bardem in Biutiful

Jeff Bridges in True Grit

Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network

Colin Firth in The King’s Speech

James Franco in 127 Hours

Colin Firth is going to win and Colin Firth should win. I’ve been reading some reviews online saying how he didn’t have the “soul” needed to play the role of King George VI, but I beg to differ. Colin is an amazing actor and the way he captured a man who was to become King was wonderful. He did a spectacular job, as did the rest of the cast and he’s totally deserving of every award he has, and will, receive.

Best Actress:

Annette Bening in The Kids Are All Right

Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole

Jennifer Lawrence in Winter’s Bone

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine

Again, Annette Bening will most likely win and she totally deserves it. I have to say, of all of the films nominated for Best Picture this year, The Kids Are All Right is definitely in the running for my favourite. Everyone in the film was spectacular and I’ve never been a Bening fan, so this is a huge deal. I actually couldn’t stand her for years, but seeing how she grasped being a middle-aged, lesbian who is basically watching the family she’s spent most of her life creating, begin to fall apart (but the movie is NOT a downer guys, don’t worry) totally made me fall in love a bit. My one MAJOR disappointment in this category, though, is a complete lack of Julianne Moore. Hello! She was AMAZING. And for a 51 year old woman, she is smoking hot. This movie wouldn’t have been made without her and she’s the only reason Annette agreed to take the role. Where, oh, where is Julianne!!!

Best Animated Feature Film: (Included because I’m an illustrator and I care about this category, biatch.)

How to Train Your Dragon

The Illusionist

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 was over-rated. Yea, I said it. It’s only getting the hype it is because we all know it’s the last one and we all grew up with the toys from Andy’s room. How to Train Your Dragon was adorable and the black dragon looks like my cat Zwa Zea, but still, I’m a stickler for old fashioned animation, so I’m favoring The Illusionist, plus I loved the Triplets of Belleville (Sylvain Chomet‘s first full length feature film). I think Toy Story will win, and you might all think I’m crazy, but that’s ok, as I very well may be.

And last but not least…

Best Picture:

Black Swan

The Fighter

Inception

The Kids Are All Right

The King’s Speech

127 Hours

The Social Network

Toy Story 3

True Grit

Winter’s Bone

The best movies out of all those nominated are by FAR Winter’s Bone, The King’s Speech and The Kids Are All Right. Inception blew my mind, yes, but it’s definitely not best picture quality. Black Swan was good, but not great, and the remaining nominees are all just over-rated and favoured by the hipster crowd who would like to think that they knew all about the subject matter before everyone else (except Toy Story, which was discussed in the Best Animated Feature category. Bad, bad, bad).

Winter’s Bone is about a girl who has to find her meth-cooking dad who put their farm up as collateral on his bond. If he doesn’t show up for his court date, they could lose everything. The movie takes place in the Ozarck Mountains and has some beautiful scenes in the area. I think the movie also gave a job to every actor who can only get cast in Beverly Hillbillies re-makes or spoofs (kidding, some of these guys and gals are amazing actors).

Everyone knows that The King’s Speech is about King George VI‘s stammering problem and the man who helped him through it, and that pretty much sums it up.

The Kids Are All Right is about a middle-aged lesbian couple who’s kids, curious to know who their sperm donor father was, go on a journey to find him. After they do, the whole of the families lives get turned upside down. It’s an amazing movie and it makes me happy to see a movie like this get so much acclaim WITHOUT the back lash that Brokeback Mountain got, but unfortunately, I think that’s still because people would rather watch two women together than two men, which is really, really sad. But, kids, that’s another conversation for another day. This movie is fantastic.

I don’t really care which of these three wins, as long as it’s not The Social Network, which it will be. Of the three, The King’s Speech has the best shot, and it’s definitely these two who will be going head to head, unfortunately, due to the unjust hype that the Mark Zuckerberg movie has been getting, I see it winning the top spot.

Before I end this Oscar post, I would also like to express my disdain for who has been chosen to host the show this year. James Franco and Anne Hathaway? Really? Whatever happened to the great hosts like Billy Crystal? Did they think getting two “young” actors to host would make our generation more likely to tune in? I’m tired of the show tunes that they show has been bringing over the last few years. I want more laughs! I cannot STAND Anne Hathway. /endrant

Also,

* I apologize to anyone who will end up getting offended by my lack of inclusion of the Best Foreign Film and Best Documentary Film categories, and the reason for this was simply that I hadn’t seen all of the films nominated in both. I could have lied, but then I’d be a sneaky blogger, and I don’t roll that way. I have seen Exit Through the Gift Shop and Inside Job, which are both great films (Inside Job is extremely relevant so I encourage EVERYONE to watch it). Biutiful and Dogtooth are also wonderful in the Foreign Film category.

5) The Sound of Music

This obviously had to be on the list and I don’t care if it was made in 1965, it is TOTALLY still relevant. Who doesn’t love this movie, if only for the cheesiness, of which it runs rampant. The story is all about a nun turned governess turned wife of an Austrian Naval officer, who is then forced to run from the Nazi’s with her new family at the onset of World War 2. Totally bad ass. Obviously the movie is way over-exaggerated from the real story this is based on, and yes, this did happen, just without all the songs and not as much cheesy romance. None of this movie (or real life story) would have happened had it not been for babysitting, so to that, I think musical theater buffs for all eternity can be thankful.

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4) The Babysitter

This movie is pretty awesome, and not a lot of people know it exists. Yes, it’s full of lame mid-90s, er, lameness, but it’s still great. Alicia Silverstone stars as a babysitter who, apparently, everyone wants to bang. She can’t seem to keep the guys away, whether it be the father of the kids she’s taking care of, or her kooky boyfriend. The trailer pretty well sums up exactly what the movie is like.

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3) Mrs. Doubtfire

I think this was a staple in every kid from the late 80s/early 90s childhoods, at least it was part of mine and everyone I know, personally. Robin Williams, in an attempt to win back his wife and kids, poses as a British babysitter and gets a job taking care of the family. I think anything Robin Williams is in is awesome (except maybe Old Dogs, RV, License to Wed or Man of the Year) and this is one of his definite bests. Pierce Brosnan is also in this movie, so what else can I say?

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2) Uncle Buck

Along with Plains, Trains and Automobiles, I think Uncle Buck is John Candy‘s very best work. It’s totally family appropriate, and yet totally hilarious to kids and grown-ups, alike. The movie is about a single slob who is forced to babysit his nieces and nephew and, of course, ends up learning, at least basic, moral values by the end of the film. He has to be an adult and a parent and ends up becoming a man.

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1) Adventures In Babysitting

Ahh, the eighties. In so many ways, I feel that this movie personifies the decade, or is at least one of the films that does. It’s totally cheesy, but totally awesome – exactly what the 1980s were all about. After her date gets cancelled, Chris gets finagled into babysitting Sara and Brad (and Brad’s friend Daryl) and they end up having the best night ever in the history of anything ever. From a crazy tow truck driver, to Thor, to a blues bar, to nearly getting killed by some mob-like characters, they embark on the coolest night anyone could ever experience and are home in time for Mr. and Mrs. Anderson to arrive home from their night out. Truly, the stuff dreams are made of.

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Review:

Well, Halle’s been nominated for all sorts of awards for this role, and I have to admit, she did a pretty good job. The movie wasn’t that bad, but it wasn’t that great either; it was just… alright.

Stellan Skarsgård was fantastic, of course, and Halle was totally hot with her stripper ‘fro, but, in my opinion, the movie missed the mark, absent of the soul and emotion that it was clearly trying to convey to the audience.

Another complaint is how hard it is to find information on the “real” person this is based on. I’m starting to think that this is one of those Coen Brothers’ type ploys where it’s all fictional but they try to pass it off as a real story to get a wider audience.

Anyway, the movie wasn’t something that you’ll really be missing out on if you don’t see it, but it wasn’t terrible so if you’re bored on a Sunday afternoon, you should check it out.

Overall, 3/5 stars.

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Frankie & Alice is out today, February 4th.

The Good:

If you’re into politics then you will like this movie. If you’re not, then you probably won’t. This has nothing to do with the calibre of film-making, but, rather, the subject matter. Kevin Spacey, Barry Pepper, Graham Greene, Rachelle Lefevre and John Lovitz are fantastic. It also features the late, great Maury Chaykin in one of his last roles, even though it was a small one.

The Bad:

As previously stated, yes, this is a film about politics, and no, most people aren’t into that. My other complaint is that, as a biographical film, the events it features are over-exaggerated for entertainment purposes. This is why I like documentaries so much more than conventional, Hollywood film making, but that’s another story for another review, another day.

Overall, I’d give the movie 3.5/5 stars. Enjoy!

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CASINO JACK opens today, January 28th, 2011.

5. Every single 007 intro

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4. Catch Me If You Can

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3. Watchmen

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2. Zombieland

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1. Lord of War

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The Good:

Although I felt that this film was like a slow, boring, Bill Murray-lacking, Los Angeles version of Lost in Translation, Steven Dorff did an amazing job. I feel bad that this movie, which could have been a come-back for him in so many ways, didn’t live up to expectations. He’s a really great actor, and so is Elle Fanning (even though I can’t stand her sister), and they made the movie way better than it would have been had they NOT been in it.

The Bad:

BORINGGG. I don’t know WHY Sofia decided to use SO many pointless long takes in this movie, but I swear I heard crickets during a few of them. They were completely unnecessary and left me feeling bored and wanting to walk out of the film. The storyline was just a boring coming of middle age-type story in the same realm as Lost in Translation, but with a father/daughter duo instead of a middle-aged man/young woman combination. I was completely let down because I usually love Sofia and her films. She has fantastic soundtracks and cinematography and her story lines, although they aren’t relative to us common, middle-class folk, are still awesome. Disappointment at it’s finest.

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SOMEWHERE comes out today, January 7th, 2011, in select theatres.

We also have the dilemma of “awards season” posing a problem for us. Many of the awesome movies that are being considered for the “2010 season” haven’t come out yet. Movies like Blue Valentine (which I’ve been DYING to see), don’t come out until January, something which the studios do intentionally so that the films are fresh in the minds of all of the voters. So here is OUR list, compiled to the best of our abilities. Enjoy!

RUNNERS UP:

Toy Story 3

Yea, I figured if I didn’t include this somewhere, I would have heard about it. The end of an era, this movie was, and I’m sure it brought a heartfelt tear to all of us who grew up with the Toy Story movies. Andy’s toys felt like our toys, and him giving them away felt like us losing them, but that’s life, I suppose. Mostly, I just loved how way much more awesome the animation was in the third installment than the first one, because honestly, when you go back and watch it now, it’s absolutely god awful, but remember how innovative and amazing it was when it came out?

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10. Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows

Yes, a Harry Potter movie is one of the best films of 2010. Although most people balked at the idea of dividing the final film in the series into two parts, I think it was a fantastic idea. It’s allowing the creators to include WAY more of the book then they could have otherwise, which in all honesty, was the main criticism I had for each of the other films. They had potential to be good. They had amazing special effects and AMAZING cast members (the best of the best of English thespians, young and old), but they were all just FAR too rushed – the worst probably being The Order of the Phoenix, which was my favourite book (and the longest) but the shortest and most rushed film. Anyway, Deathly Hallow Pt. 1 was awesome and I found that the writers actually attempted to make Harry, Ron and Hermione seem more like real people with real emotions as opposed to the static, boring characters they’ve been made to appear as in the other films. Amazing!

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9. I’m Still Here

I don’t know how many people have seen this yet, and I’m sure a lot of people would venture to say it’s boring, but I thought it was awesome, so I don’t much cater for your opinions. This movie was a great documentation on how people treat celebrities and the end of the film actually almost made me cry, especially when you’re thinking about the title. I’ve always loved Joaquin Phoenix, so it makes it even sadder.

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8. Buried

The piss-off movie of the year. This movie will make you hate your government, big business and everyone. So depressing. So claustrophobic. Just… ugh. So good.

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7. Exit Through the Gift Shop

This documentary actually started out as a film about street art by the amateur filmmaker, Theirry Guetta, but after interviewing Banksy, was intercepted by the artist and was turned around, into a film about Thierry and the downfall and commercialism of a once sacred artform.

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6. Shutter Island

Although this movie came out at the beginning of 2010, it still counts in regard to this list. It’s an amazing psychological thriller, and even though I still have a soft spot for Leo based on my 90′s love affair with him, he’s not the only reason I adored this movie. It was not what you expected from start to finish and was full of surprises. There was JUST the right amount of suspense and I didn’t feel like I was going to shit my pants every other second, which is something I hate about most scary movies.

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5. 127 Hours

This movie was AWESOME. It’s all about Aaron Ralston, the guy who cut off his own arm with a pick after he fell, and was pinned down by a giant boulder, in the Grand Canyon. So hot. And so scary, and amazing, and admirable. I don’t know if anyone could say if they would do the same if it came to life or death. I know I can’t. I would definitely have to be in that situation. So amazing and Franco. Sweet, sweet, Franco…

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4. Black Swan

Yes, everyone is obsessing about this movie because it’s about ballet and it’s all dark n’ stuff, but when you get passed that, it’s actually a brilliant piece of film. I love Darren Aronofsky’s films and Natalie Portman, Vincent Cassell and Mila Kunis can just NOT be a bad combo. The mixture of Vincent’s beautiful face & accent combined with a lesbian sex scene to put Chloe to shame, make this movie too hot to miss. Now, being the film snob that I am, these aren’t the only reasons I adore this movie. Portman’s character is relative to any of us who strive for perfection, and you can see how she falls into her madness. Her mom’s insane and the most annoying part of the film, but it you can get past that, it’s amazing.

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3. Four Lions

I cannot rave about this movie enough. If I didn’t feel that #1 and 2 would appeal to more people, this movie could very well have been the top film on the list, but since I have to listen to other people’s opinions, it’s only third. The movie is about a group of bumbling terrorists who just can’t catch a break, and they’re super hot, too. Well, two of them are… the other three, not so much. Anyway, the movie is full of awesomeness and it’s English, so watch it, basically.

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2. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Yea, yea I did. In terms of sheer entertainment value, this movie was bad fucking ass. Yes, we all love to hate Michael Cera. No, this movie wasn’t Oscar worthy. But at the end of the day, it blew all of our minds with how awesome it was. I also don’t care if you think that the “graphic novel” it was based on is the downfall of the medium, the movie was still amazing. So please, spare me.

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1. Inception

Everyone’s favourite movie this year to totally not comprehend. I don’t get what was so hard to understand about it, and I really don’t think you can have fully appreciated this film in all of it’s glory UNLESS you “got” it (so most of you suck) but this movie was ball’s to the floor stupendous. The special effects were phenomenal, the soundtrack was awesome and the cast was SUPER-cool (except for Ellen Page. Sorry, folks, but I have never been able to stand her. Tom Hardy, due to the fact that he makes me slighly moist, makes up for her shitty presence, though).

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5. Rankin/Bass Specials

This includes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and The Little Drummer Boy, amongst others. These movies personified many a child’s Christmas from our parents generation, to that of our own kids (yes, people our age are popping them out. not me, though. kids smell.). These movies are adorable and have provided us with many of our favourite holiday ditties (we’ll ignore the Glee re-makes, too, folks).

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4. Christmas Vacation

Although I hate Chevy Chase (the only other movie I’ve ever liked him in was Caddyshack, which was saved by Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield), this movie is a classic. It features Randy Quaid before he went cuckoo cuckoo for cocoa cocoa puffs, a young Juliette Lewis and a freeze-dried, dusty turkey dinner. What more could you ask for? Maybe not the fried cat, but other than that, I lurve this movie.

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3. A Christmas Story

I’m sure everyone’s going to be like, “OMGWTFWHYISNTTHISNUMBERONE.” Well, in all honesty, I love Bill Murray and It’s a Wonderful Life is one of the best movies ever, so sorry, kids, but no. This movie IS a classic in every sense of the word, but sometimes, what you like and what’s good are two very different things. This movie pretty much makes Christmas for everyone, but a couple other movies are just way more entertaining. Anyway, there IS a reason why TBS used to play this non-stop for 24 hours straight on Christmas Day, so obviously watch it.

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2. It’s a Wonderful Life

One of my favourite movies ever, this is an absolute classic. I know a lot of people are all like, “It’s old. GTFO.” but I’m sorry. You can’t like film and then not watch something like this. Not only is it absolutely beautiful film-making, with an amazing story and an outstanding cast, but the pop culture references relevant to this film are in the hundreds. Pure magic.

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1. Scrooged

So when would I ever pass up the chance the put a Bill Murray movie anywhere? Not only is this the best Christmas movie ever, but it’s one of his bests, as well. What else is there to say about him that I haven’t already? Not much, I suppose, but this is probably his best “comedic” film (other than Ghostbusters, perhaps?). I have to take this moment to establish my love for “dramatic” Bill, as I know there are countless haters, but frankly, uhm, go fuck yourself on that one. This movie is hilarious, has good moral values and Bill is lookin’ mighty fine here. Check it if you haven’t, but who hasn’t, really?

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The Good:

There were a few laughs, but same old, same old. The stories from each film are almost identical, save the few characters added or removed from each film. I will say that I found the latest installment funnier than the second film, but it wasn’t as good as the first (which I didn’t really like all that much either). The only good things about the film is that the inclusion of some of the cast is worth sitting through two hours of poop, namely the parentals, Dustin, Barbra, Blythe and Bobby De Niro.

The Bad:

As I’ve already said, there were a few good laughs, but nothing that isn’t worth waiting till an illegal screener copy comes up online for. The movie consisted of the exact same storyline as the other three and it has Jessica Alba in it… need I say more?

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Little Fockers is out today, December 17th, in theatres ERRY’WHERE.

Leslie, you were the last of the great comedians and I, along with countless others, will never forget you. Your career will live on for decades. Here are our Top 5 Leslie Nielsen movies. Goodnight, sweet prince…. and don’t call me Shirley:

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Men With Brooms

Adorably Canadian, this isn’t the best movie ever, by far, but it IS a cute, funny and charming Leslie Nielsen film, and so it is on the list.

Directed by Paul Gross (of Passchendaele fame), the movie is about a group of curlers who get together to win a big tournament in memory of their deceased coach. This is mostly a movie to watch when you feel like a “light” film, which pretty much all of these films are, but you catch my drift.

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Spy Hard

This plot of this movie follows the same wavelength as the Naked Gun series, but is a parody of classic spy films (think James Bond). It follows a classically bumbling Leslie on his escapades as a less then clever spy. Sort of a Get Smart, but good, and not re-hashed, unfunny shit.

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5) Dracula; Dead & Loving It

One of my earliest Leslie exposures, Dracula; Dead & Loving It is once again a Nielsen classic. Directed by Mel Brooks, the master of parody (not so much lately, though), the film is a take, obviously, on the Dracula/vampire franchise. If you’ve seen the original, Bela Lugosi version, you’ll think it’s way funnier then if not, because it’s almost shot for shot at some points. This film is a staple in my Halloween viewing list and should be on yours, too.

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4) The Naked Gun 2 1/2

I actually saw the sequel to The Naked Gun before I saw the original. Although I can’t say it’s funnier than the original, it’s still hilarious. Featuring the likes of Priscilla Presley, Robert Goulet and OJ Simpson (before he started killing people) it’s a classic.

The Naked Gun series is a parody on the cliche police dramas of the 1960s and 70s and was actually based on a short-lived series starring Leslie, called Police Squad.

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3) Wrongfully Accused

My friend Justin and I quote this movie ALL the time. “How dare you?!” “You dare to dare me!?” “How dare you how dare my how dare you, you big pee pee head!” This movie is amazing. I saw it at the drive-in in Barrie when it first came out and it’s been one of my favourite comedies ever since. THIS film is a parody of The Fugitive and, if you’ve seen it (hint*hint: watch it before you watch Wrongfully Accused) you’ll see how completely hilarious it is.

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2) The Naked Gun

I already described the plot outline of this film series above, but I’ll just re-iterate how completely hilarious these movies are. The original, of course, is the best of the three, and includes the same cast in the starring roles of the film (aside from Robert Goulet. We have Ricardo Montalban starring as the bad guy in this one).

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1) Airplane

Definitely the best known, most widely appreciated and definitely classic Nielsen, Airplane is number one for a reason. It was the film that put Leslie on the map and cemented his role as a parody-actor. He’s not the lead actor of the film, which features a menagerie of them, but he definitely stands out as the funniest. The movie parodies a plethora of 1970s films and is just as funny, today, as it was when it came out in 1980.

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RIP Leslie
1926-2010

5) The Big Chill

This classic is about a group of baby boomer college friends who reunite after 15 years apart due the death of a friend. I included this movie in my Top 5 Movies That Premiered At TIFF, and shortly discussed my love for Jeffykins, then, as well. This movie is super cute and would be good for watching on a lonely Sunday afternoon.

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4) Jurassic Park

The movie that made me fall hopelessly in love with this man at the age of 5 – I don’t know if Jeffy looked any more appealing in any of his other roles, or was more bad ass. This movie is so amazing for so many reasons, and was such a huge part of so many of our childhoods. Also, hearing him utter the words, “That’s one big pile of shit” never gets old. Oh, and props to Sam Neil for also being a sexy, sexy man.

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3) The Fly

The movie where Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum met (before they got married and divorced), this movie is on most lists as being one of the “scariest movies ever,” which I disagree with, as you can see from my list of Top 5 Scariest Movies Ever. Jeff, a scientist, makes an error during one of his experiments, and slowly begins to transform into a fly, while being chased by crazy people and trying to be helped by Geena Davis’s character. Seriously, though, by the end of the movie, Jeff looks so fucking hot. This film can also add to it’s Simpsons cred because it was spoofed on one of their Halloween Howl episodes where Bart is transformed into a fly-man. So good. So, so good.

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2) Igby Goes Down

Aside from Keiran Culkin being sexy as shit, Jeff, who plays his doting godfather, is also amazing in this movie. I never thought I’d say this, but I was jealous as shit of Amanda Peet, who gets to bang him repeatedly throughout the film. He doesn’t have a huge role in the movie, and you don’t get to see him a whole lot, but he still stands out.

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1) The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

When would I EVER resist the urge to include this movie on a list. Never. As I’ve stated a garillion times, this is my favourite film ever. And although I find it impossible to list my “top 5 favourite movies,” if someone was holding a gun to my head and said “CHOOSE!” (because that happens ALL the time) then this one would definitely be numero uno. I mean, it’s got the best actors, the best subject matter, the best director, the best everything. But anyway, let’s get back to Jeff. Another supporting role, but definite best. He plays the infamous foe of Steve Zissou, Alistair Hennessey, who, along with having been married to his wife, constantly tries to shaft his career. Once again, it’s not his biggest role, but he definitely stands out as one of the leads in this film. Love, love, loveee!

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5) Boogie Nights

This is definitely the most “main stream” film on the list and I’m sure most have seen it. It also happens to be an exceptional piece of film-making. If you happen to be in the small percentile who HASN’T viewed this movie yet, the basic plot summary is that it’s about the adult film industry in the late 1970s, when it was at it’s peak. These actors were movie stars and lived the life. So since it’s ABOUT porn, there’s obviously loads of sex. One stand out scene is Marky Mark and Julianne ‘Firecrotch’ Moore (still love her, though) getting freaky for a film they’re shooting. I once watched this movie with my mom and that was the first part that she saw. Awkward!

Oh, and you also get to see Mark Wahlberg‘s dickus… with an extension on the tip. NEXT!

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4) The Dreamers

If you’re a major movie buff, I’m sure you’ve seen Last Tango In Person, which, for the early 1970s, was fucking hot. Now place this hotness level in 2003 standards of excellence, and you get The Dreamers. I mean, it’s a little messed up with the incestuous undertones and all, but seeing Eva Green‘s naked body is never a bad thing, and she’s nude for a good portion of the film. This also happens to have been her first movie. What a minx! This is also a great film for people who like cinema because, even though there’s lots of sexy times going on, it’s all about the Paris student riots in the late 1960s, and about the cinephilia that was rampant in France during this time (which resulted in French New Wave. My favourite).

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3) Shortbus

Eee! Canadian cinema! Sooo what you think of when you think of sexual goodness. Shortbus, which was directed by John Cameron Mitchell (the guy who directed, and starred in, Hedwig and the Angry Inch), is about a sex therapist who has never had an orgasm, and her inevitable search to have one. It sounds sort of like it’s been done before, but this movie is amazing. Oh, and the star of the film, Sook-Yin Lee, was totally a Much Music VJ back in the day. If you’re older, you’ll remember her. My point is, you see her vag. A lot. Isn’t that what you always think of when you think of Much Music VJs? I know I do (…err).

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2) Caligula

Ahh, Caligula. If this movie wasn’t 16 1/2 hours long, I think way more people would have seen it. It’s also the most graphically sexual film I’ve seen with Hollywood calibre actors. Malcolm McDowell (Alex from A Clockwork Orange for people who don’t know), Peter O’Toole and Helen fucking Mirren star in the quasi-porno. The basic premise of the film is about the infamous Emperor of Rome, Caligula, who was renowned for his debauchery and war crimes. Complete with anal sex and cum shots (yea, I said it) this movie is hard core.

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1) In The Realm Of the Senses

So, after I saw Caligula, I didn’t think any movie would be more messed up and NOT be porn. Then I took a Japanese cinema class this passed summer and was introduced to this charming film. In the Realm of the Senses (or Ai No Korîda in Japanese) is a TRUE STORY about a women named Sada Abe who, in the 1930s, just before the onset of World War II, fell in love with a man name Kichizo Ishida. The two of them did nothing but bang for a good part of at least a few weeks. In love and bored with regular sex, they started to get into erotic asphyxiation, which inevitably resulted in SOMEONE’S demise. That’s not the fucked up part. I’ll leave that one for you to figure out on your own, but I warn you, you need a strong stomach because it’s pretty gross. Also, the film isn’t just about sex. It’s got this whole context about empirical Japan and women’s rights, etc. Trust me. I know these things. I had to write like, 6 essays on the subject. So I’ll leave you with one word to think about while you watch this charming piece of film-making. Egg. :)

Oh, and PS, this film was made entirely with UNsimulated sex, meaning they actually ARE banging. It’s still not porn, though. And the actor who plays Kichi is still working in Japanese films these days.

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Honorable Mention:

Das Boot

I think most people just like this movie because they enjoy saying the name, but after you watch it, you’ll see how awesome it is. Aside from being long as shit, the basic plot of this movie is that it’s about life in a German U-boat during WWII. Sound lame? Well, heck no it ain’t! I mean, if you’re not into war movies, or well made movies, in general, then you won’t like this, but fuck, it’s still pretty sick if you are.

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5) Apocalypse Now

Although I think this is probably the most well made film on the list, it’s not my favourite in terms of watchability, so it’s coming in at #5. First off, yes, I have sat through the entirety of the Redux version of this film, which if you didn’t know, is almost 4 hours long. I’m a trooper. It’s also way better than the original cut version of the movie, so if you have a day where you feel like drifting off the a surreal look at Vietnam in the late 1960s for four hours, hit ‘em up!

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4) Platoon

Although I wouldn’t venture to say this is the most depressing movie on the list, it’s still pretty sad. Watching Willem Dafoe get shot to shit as the chopper flies away and the soldiers look on helpless is probably one of the most horribly depressing scenes ever filmed. Also, I don’t care what anyone says, I want that man, hard. This film also features a super young Johnny Depp in one of his first roles, and a sober and sane Charlie Sheen. Oh, how times have changed.

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3) Full Metal Jacket

Yes, this movie is world-renowned for it’s brilliant lines by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman for the first 45 mins of it’s run-time, but it’s actually an awesome portrayal of war-time Vietnam, as well. Stanley Kubrick is probably in my Top 3 favourite director’s of all time, so, of course, I’m slightly bias on this one, but it IS genuinely a fantastic film. Also, Vincent D’Onofrio, although it’s sad when he dies in the film, probably has some of my favourite facial expressions EVER in the bathroom scene. “Seven-six-two millimeter. …Full metal jacket.”

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2) Braveheart

Let me take you back. Back to a time of peace, serenity and hairy, muscular Scots. Well, 13th century Scotland was NOT this time, except for maybe the last one. Yes, this “war movie” doesn’t take place in any modern times, but it’s still probably the most bad ass movie on this list. Who doesn’t love Braveheart? Seriously. It’s full of battle scenes, half naked men and probably another one of the most horrible death scenes of any movie ever. I also feel the need to take a moment and address my love for Mel Gibson. Yes, he has a drinking problem, yes, he has issues, but we all do, and the media over-exaggerates EVERYTHING to make people look worse than they are. And seriously?! That Russian chick. How can you NOT think she was just after his money and fame? If you listen to those tapes, you can hear how she was pushing his buttons, and everyone says stupid shit they don’t mean when they’re drunk/pushed far enough. /endrant.

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1) Saving Private Ryan

My favourite war movie of all time. This movie is definitely the best film chronicling WWII, at least, and I’d seriously like to hear anyone argue otherwise. It features an all-star cast, including Tom Hanks (obviously) and Adam Goldberg (my sweet, sweet love), and has some pretty fucking awesome cameos (Ted Danson, anyone?). Also, I just feel the need to say that I worked with Barry Pepper (the sniper) on the up-coming mini-series The Kennedys that’s going to be on the History Network in the Spring. Yes, I’m advertising.

The opening scene of the film (after the graveyard scene, I mean) with the D Day landing on June 6th, 1944 on Omaha Beach is probably the most graphic war scene of all time, made all the more worse by the fact that that shit actually happened. It’s probably far more tame than the actual events, which makes it even more humbling, as well as horrifying. I have a stomach for anything when it comes to fictional film. I’ve watched babies get thrown off buildings, people skinned alive, etc (ON FILM, NOT IN REAL LIFE), but the D Day scene still turns my stomach to this day. From start to finish, an absolutely amazing film.

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5) Poltergeist

This movie scared me as a kid, and it still scares me. Nothing is worse than the clown scene that was so famously parodied in Scary Movie 2. If you weren’t afraid of them before you watched this, then you will be after. The other creepy part about this movie is the alleged “curse” that resulted in the deaths of three of the films stars (in real life) including Heather O’Rourke (the little blonde girl) who died at the age of 12 of some random disease in 1988. Spooky!

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4) The Blair Witch Project

I know I’m going to get flack for this one, but you have to admit that, for most of you, the first time you saw this movie, it scared the shit out of you. Now, if you watched this drunk at a party, or were ironing your overalls, etc, and not paying full attention to the film, then maybe it didn’t scare you, but if you were sitting alone in a dark room on a cold, rainy evening, then, really, you have no soul if you didn’t roll up in a ball and cry. With this movie, it’s not what you see that scares you, it’s what you DON’T see. The movie premiered at Sundance back in 2000, and I think we can all remember how famous it got when it was released. I still can’t walk through a forest alone without thinking about Blair Witches eating my soul n’ shit.

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3) REC

The Spanish (and original) version of Quarantine, this movie is scarier than 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead (which are sort of similar in subject matter) combined, mostly because it’s based on a disease, and isn’t something like this genuinely possible? I also think foreign films just have the ability to be so much more terrifying than American films. Quarantine is basically, shot-for-shot, exactly like REC, but it’s not as scary.

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2) Ringu

When I saw the American version of The Ring, no movie up to that point had ever scared me so much. Little demon girl with hair covering face = scariest thing ever, almost (see below for scarier stuff). Then I saw the Japanese version, and my world turned upside-down. Maybe everything is scarier in Japan? If you’ve seen the original, multiply it’s scariness by 1000 and you’ll get Ringu. Even the creepy tape is way more eerie in the Japanese version.

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1) Ju-On; The Grudge

I’ve never seen the American version, and plan to, but I don’t think any movie will ever scare me more than this one did. The two scariest things in the world, ghosts and children, are combined here, as well as a demonic ghost mother and cats. Just thinking about this movie gives me shudders. Ugh! The premise of the film is that a jealous husband kills his wife and son and their ghostly, cursed spirits haunt the house the event took place in. Anyone who sees, or comes in contact with, the spirits are killed. This movie is NOT afraid to show you it’s demons and, unlike the Blair Witch Project, showing your monster makes it all the more terrifying. Meee-ow!

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Anyway, Halloween is coming (duh) and there will definitely be a Top 5 Halloween movies, but celebrating a bit early, and giving you ideas for date night (Scary movies -> Cuddling -> -> Making Out -> Secs) here are our Top 10 Horror Movies of the Last Decade, mah babies:

10. REC

This is a Spanish movie, and it’s scary as hell. These folks have a knack for making f*cking creepy as shit films (See: El Orfanato) and this is one of the first (actually good) films to utilize the “cinema verite” style (basically meaning that it’s shot like a documentary. Think along the lines of Cloverfield or The Blair Witch Project). Less than a year after it’s release, the United States film industry (that we all know takes a huge flaming shit on anything good coming out of Europe/Asia/anywhere but here) decided to make a re-make of it. This shit stain of a film was called Quarantine, and if you haven’t seen it, for the love of god, and all that is holy, don’t.

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9. Funny Games

So, this is a re-make, yes, but since it was directed by the same dude who made the original (Michael Heneke) it’s acceptable in my opinion, especially since it’s pretty much a shot for shot of the first one (except not in German). Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet are two cuckoo cuckoo heads that pray on rich folks in a some rural cottage-y area probably in Connecticut, but I honestly don’t remember. Anyway, although the film isn’t shot in a way that makes you feel like you “part” of the actions taking place, the fact that Michael Pitt keeps talking at you through the screen and commenting on how you’re watching all the f*cked up shit taking place, definitely keeps you focused on the fact that whether you’re involved in the actions or not, you’re still bloody well enmeshed in the whole thing. The film is a commentary on violence in the media and how it’s numbed us a society, etc, etc, etc. Watch it, and you’ll understand what I’m talking about.

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8. 28 Days Later

I’m pretty sure that everyone has seen this movie, and if you haven’t, no, it’s not a zombie movie. Basically, a group of animal welfare activists break into a science lab and try to free a bunch of chimps that have been given a virus that makes them super-pissed and crave man-flesh, and that’s being kind. So in turn, the chimps do escape, after f*cking shit up at the lab, and eating the activists’ faces, and so begins the destruction of jolly old England. Sounds lame as hell, but this movie is awesome. Cillian Murphy is sexy and after reading a few additions of The Walking Dead (which is soon to be one of the most awesome shows on television) one can plainly see how some of the inspiration behind it came from this movie.
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7. The Descent

Alright, so I really didn’t want to put this movie on the list, but after talking about it with some of my fellow film buff friends, I’ve been converted to the dark side. I GUESS this movie was alright, and only because I have severe issues with claustrophobia, which the film shoves up your ass and through your mouth from start to finish, and because the leading cast is ALL strong, smart, ass-kicking women. Basically, the movie is about a group of best friends who, being the thrill-seekers they are, go off to a secluded cave to hike and climb and do whatever the hell else you WOULD do in one of those. And guess what! If you thought that there were strange, vampire-like, hairless, glowey-eyed beasts down there, then you win!

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6. American Psycho

This movie came out in 2000 and is based on a totally awesome book. It also features Christian Bale giving birth to some of the greatest facial expressions in film history. I honestly don’t think this movie is THAT scary, but it’s worth the watch just for the awesome lines, and yes, Christian Bale‘s face. I’m pretty sure everybody on the planet has scene this film so let get on with the list.

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5. Saw

Alright, so I’ve lost count of how many Saw movies are out there nowadays. I know I’ve only seen the first three, myself, and they stopped being good after Saw I, so mostly I just don’t give a shit. Anyway, the this movie was awesome. It came out at a time when we were in desperate need of good American horror film (it was around the same time as the re-make of The Hills Have Eyes [which is just a brief explanation of where the horror genre was at at the time]) and it’s a fantastic psychological thriller. Plus, Cary Elwes is in it, and I’ve wanted to bang him since I saw The Princess Bride and Robin Hood; Men In Tights as a kid.

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4. The Mist

Four words: Thomas Mother F*cking Jane. This movie is based on the book of the same name by Stephen King, and although it’s full of bizarre flying creatures, on the ground and in the sky, that live in a strange mist that’s has taken over in a small town in Maine, killing everything in sight, it’s actually f*cking fantastic. Oh, and it has one of my favourite endings of any movie ever.

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3. The Signal

This is one of the most original movies I’ve seen in a long time, and although there are certain aspects of it that HAVE been done before (because let’s face it, EVERYTHING has been done before in SOME respect) it takes on said concepts in a totally fresh and unique way. The general idea of the film is that a mysterious radio signal takes over all of the radios/tvs/phones in a small city, which causes everyone who hears it to either go batshit crazy. This is definitely one of the more gory films on the list, so if you enjoy that sort of thing, you’ll really like this movie.

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2. The Devil’s Rejects

Yes, this is a sequel (to House of 1000 Corpses, to be exact) but here’s the shocker (lol) it’s actually better than the first movie! Well, they’re both pretty fantastic, but The Devil’s Rejects is absolutely amazing, and it also stars Bill Moseley, who I love, and you can also see in Repo; The Genetic Opera (also an awesome gory/horror/musical). Rob Zombie destroyed the Halloween movies with his re-makes, but before he turned to making shit piles for movies, he was an original director who made good film, and this was definitely his masterpiece.

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1. Let the Right One In

I’m sure many people would have put The Devil’s Rejects as #1 on this list, but I’m rebelling and put my personal favourite as the top film. This Swedish film is probably the ONLY good thing to do with vampires to come out in the last 10 years, and has a completely unique perspective on the genre. It’s an absolutely beautiful story about a boy and girl. She’s a vampire, he’s not, but they develop a bond, regardless. It’s really depressing at times, and if you understand the ending, it’s a little bit more depressing, but it’s still absolutely fantastic, and it also includes it’s fair share of gore, which is never a bad thing in my eyes. Oh, and lest we forget the absolutely abominable American re-make that’s coming out soon called Let Me In. I’m not even going to try explain that one at all, I’m just forewarning you all to see the original, and if you love it, do not burn your eye sacs out with anything to do with the American version.

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It takes place in Liverpool in the 1950s when a young John Lennon was just starting to discover music. Mostly it concentrates on his relationship with his mother, Julia Lennon, and his aunt, who also raised him, Mimi Smith. In terms of actual Beatles references, we do get introduced to Paul in a big way, and we see George for about 10 seconds. Beatles fans will know that Ringo didn’t come a long till much later in the game.

The Good:

Personally, John was my favourite Beatle, so this movie was magical to me from the very start. The creepy relationship of Aaron Johnson (the sexy beast) and Sam Taylor Wood aside (he’s 20, she’s 43. Oh, and they have a baby together), the movie depicts early Lennon history quite well, especially since there isn’t a lot known about that period in his life.

The film hits the main points, such as the death of John’s uncle George early on in the film. His uncle was a huge influence upon him and John idolized him completely. The other thing I like about the film, and this is probably because Kristin Scott Thomas is such an amazing actress, is the depth of her character, Mimi (John’s aunt). She has a side that you absolutely hate, but then you can see why she does the things she does and that it’s due to her love for him. Something I hate about modern films, and bio-pics, specifically, is that most characters are very flat and one-sided, but she’s someone who gives a real heart and soul to the people she plays.

The Bad:

I reviewed the film back in March for CMW, as I’ve already stated, and said that I thought it was sort of fantastical, which of course it is, because it’s a movie. No one would ever go see a movie that was word for word and scene for scene of someone’s life. It would be boring (to most people, anyway).

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The movie comes out today, October 15th, in theatres everywhere.

5. Son In Law

Yeah, I did. I so did. I put a Pauly Shore movie on a Top 5. This is possibly the first time this has ever happened in the history of the interwebz, so I apologize in advance if you disagree with me, but I think this movie is f*cking hilarious. It’s so damn retarded, that it’s appealing, sort of like the way you can’t look away when there’s some sort of sick and disturbing scene taking place in front of your eyes. The movie is camp at it’s finest, features Pauly Shore at his finest (other than maybe Encino Man… I love that movie) and really brings home that Thanksgiving feel (yea right!).

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4. The Ice Storm

This is probably the least “Thanksgiving-y” film on this list, but nevertheless, it takes place during the holiday and it’s an excuse to put this fantastic film on a Top 5 list. It’s one of Ang Lee‘s (Brokeback Mountain, anyone!? Also, that’s a fantastic movie and perfect for a Fall film, so check it out if you haven’t yet) first forays into American film making and damn did he do a great job. It takes place during the Thanksgiving weekend of 1973 and features key parties (or swinging), a nympho Christina Ricci and that kid from Jumanji.

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3. Pieces of April

Yes, we allll hate Katie Holmes, or I do, anyway, but this is a genuinely cute movie. It’s all about a rebellious girl who has a shitty relationship with her family, but regardless, invites them to her apartment for Thanksgiving dinner. The whole movie is about her escapades trying to get the whole thing to work out. This is also pre-Tom Cruise, so Katie-bear was still a bit sane.

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2. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Obviously I’m going to have this on the list. No holiday is complete without a Charlie Brown movie and I cannot wait till Halloween for It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (stay tuned for Top 5 Halloween movies, kiddos). Anyway, the movie is adorable, blah, blah, blah. Watch it!

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1. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

This isn’t just the best Thanksgiving movie EVER, it’s also one of the funniest movies of all time. Another plus for this one is that it’s pretty do-able for everyone. Yes, there IS the slight curse-word tirade that Steve Martin goes on in one very famous scene (so cover your kids ears if you don’t want them to hear a word like f*ck!), but other than that, I think it would appeal to pretty much everyone. This is definitely Steve Martin’s best movie and John Candy is magical in it (I’d venture to say it’s his best also… maybe.). So basically, if any of you are sitting around Sunday night with the fam-jam, trying to figure out what to do, totally watch this. You won’t regret it. :)

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Runner Up:

What About Bob?

Yes, I have two runners-up on this list of top fives, but I don’t give a cater, because we’re talking about my future husband here. This is one of my favourite feel-good movies and it’s showcases Bill Murray in an untraditional sort of role for him (think more along the lines of Murray in Caddyshack, I guess), it also has Richard Dreyfuss in one of only two good movies he’s ever been in (the other being Jaws, of course.)

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Rushmore

I’ve already reviewed this movie in all it’s glory on my Top 5 Back to School movies. I think it’s one of Wes Anderson‘s masterpieces and one of Murray’s bests.

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5. Stripes

This film is classic early Murray and it’s every bit as hilarious. It’s about a guy who joins the army to get hot to meet chicks (not that he needs any help, that sexy, sexy man). The movie is also filled with some of his best one-liners ever, and honestly, other than Rodney Dangerfield, no one has his dead-pan brilliance when it comes to that form of comedy. Love, love, love.

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4. Lost in Translation

This is the movie that most people dub as “Murray’s comeback,” but in my opinion, he never left (duh!). It’s also my favourite “Dramatic Murray,” and although a lot of people adored Broken Flowers, that movie just didn’t do it for me. Lost in Translation came out before the whole “man in midlife crisis has platonic relationship with younger woman who allows him to find himself” craze (I’m looking at YOU Up In The Air, you shitty, shitty wrip-off). The witty sarcasm of my Billy boy, coupled with Scarlett Johansson‘s first big role are just magical together. This was before she became the over-rated Hollywood bombshell that she is today, and I sort of loved her like this. She was perfectly cast, and the role was actually written for Murray, so in essence, this is just perfection on screen.

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3. Groundhog Day

“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” – Classic Bill Murray sarcasm. This movie is legendary and another one of those “must-sees.” It also has a HUGE philosophical context which I’m not going to even remotely go into here, but it’s there. This movie has EVERYTHING in it: drama, action, comedy, etc. It’s perfection on screen (I’m going to be saying that a lot on this list).

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2. Ghostbusters

Probably the movie that Beell is best known for, the movie is a classic. Who HASN’T seen Ghostbusters, and if there are one or two of you out there that exist, get the f*ck out my house, bitch! It’s just an insult to think it’s possible. Not only is this movie legendary, but it’s a pop culture icon. Even if you haven’t seen the film (see above), you can instantly recognize the whole NO GHOST symbol, and pretty well everyone knows who the big, slobbery green ghost is. This is one of my favourite movies of all time. Oh, and quick movie trivia: The role of Peter Venkman that Murray plays in the film was originally supposed to be played by John Belushi, but he ended up dropping out to do National Lampoon’s Animal House. So nice.

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1. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

I know I’m going to hear it about this one, but I don’t give a flying f*ckery. This is my favourite movie of all time, nevermind favourite Bill Murray movie. Classic Wes Anderson, Bill plays everyone’s favourite “Murray archetype” – the sarcastic, selfish asshole with a heart. The role which, it has to also be said, only he can play. Anyone else would have made this character seem like a complete shithead, but Bill makes you love him. Coupled with some amazing cast members (Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, Angelica Huston, etc…), the amazing sets and the absolutely FANTASTIC soundtrack, this movie is perfect in my eyes. It has everything and everyone I love in it. Perfection. I’ve also been waiting for an excuse to put this movie on a list, so thank you. :)

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