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THE BLONDE PONCHO: I love Beyonce.

THE BLONDE PONCHO: I love Beyonce.

  There are certain things I need to bring to your attention. Beyonce is a god. Not even a goddess because she defies all boundaries. Repeat Beyonce is a god. I often find myself talking about Beyonce. In particular I try to preach about Beyonce to non-fans, because lets face it EVERYONE should appreciate B. I have this conversation with my friends “who hate the mainstream” and can be found sulking in corners listening to something FAR LESS appealing than Beyonce. And my fight always remains, even if you do not like her as a person or as an artist you have to admit that...




Introducing… Kitty du Purr and FemTV!

Introducing… Kitty du Purr and FemTV!

What up, bitches! I'm Kitty du Purr, Pink Mafia's new video content mistress. Every week I will bring you a new video installment of "FemTV", the cheap sadistic girl's MTV, a series of bitch-positive comedy shorts and music videos.
For my debut webisode, I have dug into the vaults to unearth my first music video EVER! Before Kitty du Purr (and before Lady Gaga, really), there was Miz Kitty, Singing Teenage Dominatrix, a corporate bio-genetic musical experiment gone WHORE-ibly wrong! Enjoy!


Metronomy: UK’s Electropop Sensations take North America

Metronomy: UK’s Electropop Sensations take North America

England's Metronomy have been a cascade of different styles and members since their formation back in 1999.  Founding member Joseph Mount started everything on an outdated computer fashioning glitchy, electronic sounds that made up their first album (Pip Paine) into the tight indie pop quartet that they are now. With their upcoming North American tour leading them into Toronto on October 26, 2011 at the Mod Club, I had the chance to speak with Joseph Mount over the phone during a heat wave in England about their latest and most successful album The English Riviera, being nominated for a Mercury Prize...


Fashion Victim: MMVA Best and Worst.

Fashion Victim: MMVA Best and Worst.

  I knew I was in for a fun-filled night the first time I got a glimpse at side-boob. It did not come from Lady Gaga—though I can think of countless girls who are aiming to ape that bedazzled and be-spiked deep vee—but from the infinitesimally pint-sized fille d'amoure of similarly pint-sized Canadian heart-throb, the Biebs. It kind of felt like catching my younger sister out in my favourite, Parkdale-combing, slutwalk outfit, with her sleazeball boyfriend totally trying to cop a feel. And it made me uncomfortable. Unfortunately for 'Canadian Music,' (woe is it to everything good that's happening musically at the moment...


Fashion Victim: Don’t Wear White

Fashion Victim: Don’t Wear White

Ah, February. Beginning with the eternally pessimistic groundhog, rounding the bend with the world's number one excuse to make you feel like a sad, single slob, and topping it all off with endlessly dreary puddles of grey-brown slush. If it weren't for awards season (which, admittedly, I can never be bothered to watch, but which always results in a flurry of internet activity on Monday morning to see what everyone wore—seriously, Gaga, an egg-womb-vessel?) and the various fashion weeks, it would be intolerable. Not that fashion week, ipso facto, doesn't pursue its own logic of melancholy. Fashion is a fickle thing....


Now Hear This…Lissie

Now Hear This…Lissie

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I can't say enough nice things about Lissie. She's beautiful, sweet and incredibly humble for an individual chock-full of so much raw talent. She embodies auspiciousness and has been named the best and/or biggest (and most bad-ass?) breakout startof 2010 by countless sources. If you'veever heard one of her covers or caught one of her captivating live shows this comes as no surprise, but for those who haven't heard the absolute gem that is Lissie, boy are you in for a treat! I caught up with Lissie at Bobbette & Belle before her sold-out show at the Opera House for some...


Fashion Victims: Heinous Crimes of 2010

Fashion Victims: Heinous Crimes of 2010

Should auld acquaintance be forgot... et cetera, et cetera. The dawning of a new year, my friends, means the possibility for turning over a new leaf, rectifying past ills, and relinquishing former wardrobe trangressions for a good many of us. 2010 was a pretty remarkable year. Fashion seems to have taken a profoundly reinvigorating gesture over the course of the last decade—moving from the leopard and hot-pink incrusted juvenalia of the early naughts to an extremely interesting and profoundly unexpected affectation for the bizarre, the tense, the uncomfortable, the wonderful, and the occasionally downright heinous. Whatever the case may be—from...


20 Questions With Juliette Lewis

20 Questions With Juliette Lewis

Ever notice that some of the best work your favourite actors pulled out were in movies Juliette Lewis was in? Cape Fear (Robert De Niro-she was also nominated for best supporting for that one too), Kalifornia (Brad Pitt), Romeo Is Bleeding (duh, Gary Oldman's best to date), What's Eating Gilbert Grape (Leo), and of course, Natural Born Killers where she machine gunned and peyote'd her way into our hearts, dragging Woody Harrelson with her. We always knew she was a rockstar on the inside and when Lewis made the move from the screen to the stage, it seemed like a...


DÉCLASSÉ-FIED: Thursday, July 15th, 2010

DÉCLASSÉ-FIED: Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Googly Gaga, Lindsay won't be needing a manicure in prison, Clyde, himself, and Clyde himself, and inappropriate behaviour  involving a festive special. These are the days of our lives.

I am horrified at the number of Lady Gaga replicas I encountered on the streets this weekend, inevitably headed to one of her two shows in Toronto at the ACC. There were little Gag-lettes of every possible version of the “pop princess” roaming about, distracting the normal touristy-types from the commuters also caught in the hustle and bustle. Follow the trail of glitter and diamond shards of left-over thinking-for-ones-self and you...


DÉCLASSÉ-FIED: Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

DÉCLASSÉ-FIED: Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Twilight fever challenges sanity, The Black Eyed Peas will forever be around, Amanda Bynes makes news for the first time in "?", Chris Brown cries, Gossip Girl's Little J has a band, and a few visual highlights of ridiculousness.

Grab your waterproof mascara and graphic tees from Zellers, because Twilight fandemonium has officially been reignited, via the release of yet another installment to the series which causes so much heartache and concerned parental units. Unless, of course, you're the proud daughter (or sometimes son?) of a patented Twi-Mom. Fankids. Shanty towns. Twilight premier. All of these things are exactly like...


DÉCLASSÉ-FIED Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

DÉCLASSÉ-FIED Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

This week, in ridiculousness: Jodie Foster vs. teenager, loco Lohans, Sarah Palin, more Bieber, Miley vs. Perez Hilton; life fail, and I'll be at the MMVAs.

Best. Story. Ever. Jodie Foster has been accused of assaulting a 17 year old boy at The Grove. Apparently, some kid accosted her as she was leaving the theatre with her kids, trying to get a photo and autograph, and dun dun dun.....that's when Foster struck. According to the teenager's father, "She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, 'Do you even have a mother you slime ball?'” Totally visualizing this alleged scenario....


Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

Hourglass pear shape whateves, I respect the curvy women out there, but frankly if I wanted to see curvy women I would gawk at Kirstie Ally’s fucking Twitter all day. There's an old saying that goes, "You can never be too thin or too rich", quoted by basically everyone from Paris Hilton, Kate Moss to Nikki Sixx. Well my friends it is entirely true. And lets be honest if the Vera doesn’t fit you, well then, you alter yourself to fit the Vera. For instance: the Kardashian sisters designed a recent line for BeBe, a medium is a small a...


The Lady Gaga Phenomenon

The Lady Gaga Phenomenon

Lady Gaga has definitely become the new 'Madonna', and I don't expect her to go away anytime soon. Gazing through the Metro this morning I noticed an article entitled, "Music videos are an endangered species on TV but online they're thriving." It then described the artist who hasn't lost faith in the music video, Lady Gaga. Most of you have probably seen her new video, along with, probably since this morning, more than 30 million views since it was aired on Vevo and Youtube last Thursday: Telephone. Lady Gaga is single handedly recreating the music video. The


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